Tuesday 15 June 2010

Day 10: Tragedy in diet land!

Today, at about 19:15, after playing football for an hour and being extremely healthy, by only eating fruit, Muller Rice and a cup of soup, tragedy hit diet land.

*picture of a house in England here*

It happened here, at a house in Banbury, England. At 19:15 Pierre came home and was greeted by a terrible smell coming from the Kitchen. Eye witnesses said that once he entered the house it was already too late to do anything. As he entered the kitchen he saw the worst thing possible, that anyone in diet land could see.

A roast dinner.

Yes, Pierre has succumbed to a delicious, calories loaded meal. The worst so far.

Scientists say it is not the end of the world yet, her might have come par on calories. Luckily he had played football.

We have not had a chance yet to speak to Pierre himself, as he currently is hiding in shame.

Reporter live, from Banbury.


Breakfast: Muesli
Lunch: Cup of Soup with Rivita
Dinner: ROAST DINNER - PORK (And damn was it nice)
Other: Banana, Apple, Mueller Rice

3 comments:

  1. Just have to increase the intensity of your workouts.

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  2. Ahhh Having a roast dinner once in a while isn't so bad dear :)
    if you don't "cheat" at all you will actually make yourself go insane and just keep on thinking bout cheating. So every once in a while, don't stress bout the roast dinner to much. But don't over do the "cheating"

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  3. I agree! Depriving yourself too much will just make you loose heart. Don't worry too much about it, like Neil says, just do a little bit extra at the gym. I read somewhere that eating a teaspoon (yeah, I know, it seems a bit much) of chillie pepper a day helps one loose weight. I know you like hot food, so maybe put cayenne in your cup a soup?
    It is freezing in South Africa today. In Johannesburg the overnight temperature was -2deg Cel and the high forecast today is only 9deg Cel.
    I really feel sorry for all the tourists :) And what about poor Bafana Bafana. Cant wait for the match tonight.

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